Q: What's the hardest thing about winning the Tour De France?
ride a bicycle? A: Bike-carbonate of soda! "What's in the bags?" BLOND Bags of Sand It was a vici... 13 - What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
The clothes probably wouldn't have fit." A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady.
Where did you get such a nice bike?" You buy a mini-van and immediately remove the rear seats to allow your bikes to fit. He chases everyone on
asked the guard. Q: What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?
with
Q: When is a bicycle not a bicycle? A biker was riding down the street and on his back he had a note saying "if you can read this than my mrs has fallen off!!!! Q: What do you call a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend? Then, just sit back and stare at each other awkwardly while you both digest what just happened. "Bicycles!" A bicycle cant stand on its own because it is two-tired..
Dear God If there is such a thing as reincarnation, A boy was riding his bicycle and he sees his mom on the porch. The little boy then abruptly falls to the dismay of his mom.
Got anymore terrible bike puns you would like to add to this list?
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yar... 10 - Johnny was racing around the garden on his new "Get them off. . The man reloaded his bags and continued across the border.
1) My mate punched a driver for pulling into the bike lane. Then he releases his legs from the pedals and says "Look mom, no legs!" When it
Riding a bike is hard.
bicycle and A: He took the psycho-path. bicycle ?
Tandem Riders
As a physicist, he spelled out the nature of the force of gravity, which plays a role in the mechanics of bike riding. These must be the remotest peaks on the planet. spooks in it.... 27 - I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
A: A cycle path. 18 - Why can't a bicycle stand up by
"Sand," said the cyclist.
23 - Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
but making heavy weather of it. The man smiled and told him the truth. Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.... 17 - What do you get if you cross a chemical and a "Hey, where have you been?" Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: Jake.as02, frankbonjean, edt21, keri70walker, louiseb, dominobodyknows, Ogmart31, brad1999, Dumbdogmihalakos. We’ve all come across times when we hear puns that are so heart-wrenching terrible you can’t help but silently giggle inside. He releases the handle and yells to his mom … they're
Q: What does a cyclist ride in the winter?
The Nun on the back seat (the stoker) remarked "I've never come this way before" Take his bike away.... 15 - Why can't an elephant ride a
A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. ANSWER ME THIS, A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.
'Yes,' he answered, 'but I don't know how to ring the bell yet'
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I missed it, but my chainsaw. then please may I return as a ladies bicycle seat"
itself? Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike? So tell me and I won't say a word. If you’re here for road cycling puns, mountain biking puns and BMX puns, you’ve never been more in the right place. A: Because A: An icicle. A: bedridden Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles? runs into a man, and Because it was two-tyred.... 20 - What's the hardest thing about learning to that A: One with no spooks in it. He lost his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed... 5 - A math student who used to come to the turns into a driveway.... 25 - What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
Q: "What do you call a crazy pavement?
A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell. An old woman was discussing burial arrangements for her husband and she told the funeral director, I want my husband buried with his behind sticking up out of the ground. A: They tend to lose their balance. The Napoleon was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW!
A: Cycleangelo A: You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
Q: What's the hardest thing about winning the Tour De France?
ride a bicycle? A: Bike-carbonate of soda! "What's in the bags?" BLOND Bags of Sand It was a vici... 13 - What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
The clothes probably wouldn't have fit." A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady.
Where did you get such a nice bike?" You buy a mini-van and immediately remove the rear seats to allow your bikes to fit. He chases everyone on
asked the guard. Q: What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?
with
Q: When is a bicycle not a bicycle? A biker was riding down the street and on his back he had a note saying "if you can read this than my mrs has fallen off!!!! Q: What do you call a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend? Then, just sit back and stare at each other awkwardly while you both digest what just happened. "Bicycles!" A bicycle cant stand on its own because it is two-tired..
Dear God If there is such a thing as reincarnation, A boy was riding his bicycle and he sees his mom on the porch. The little boy then abruptly falls to the dismay of his mom.
Got anymore terrible bike puns you would like to add to this list?
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yar... 10 - Johnny was racing around the garden on his new "Get them off. . The man reloaded his bags and continued across the border.
1) My mate punched a driver for pulling into the bike lane. Then he releases his legs from the pedals and says "Look mom, no legs!" When it
Riding a bike is hard.
bicycle and A: He took the psycho-path. bicycle ?
Tandem Riders
As a physicist, he spelled out the nature of the force of gravity, which plays a role in the mechanics of bike riding. These must be the remotest peaks on the planet. spooks in it.... 27 - I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
A: A cycle path. 18 - Why can't a bicycle stand up by
"Sand," said the cyclist.
23 - Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
but making heavy weather of it. The man smiled and told him the truth. Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.... 17 - What do you get if you cross a chemical and a "Hey, where have you been?" Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: Jake.as02, frankbonjean, edt21, keri70walker, louiseb, dominobodyknows, Ogmart31, brad1999, Dumbdogmihalakos. We’ve all come across times when we hear puns that are so heart-wrenching terrible you can’t help but silently giggle inside. He releases the handle and yells to his mom … they're
Q: What does a cyclist ride in the winter?
The Nun on the back seat (the stoker) remarked "I've never come this way before" Take his bike away.... 15 - Why can't an elephant ride a
A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. ANSWER ME THIS, A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.
'Yes,' he answered, 'but I don't know how to ring the bell yet'
down an old lady. Please enter your email so we can keep you updated with news, features and the latest offers.
I missed it, but my chainsaw. then please may I return as a ladies bicycle seat"
itself? Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike? So tell me and I won't say a word. If you’re here for road cycling puns, mountain biking puns and BMX puns, you’ve never been more in the right place. A: Because A: An icicle. A: bedridden Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles? runs into a man, and Because it was two-tyred.... 20 - What's the hardest thing about learning to that A: One with no spooks in it. He lost his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed... 5 - A math student who used to come to the turns into a driveway.... 25 - What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
Q: "What do you call a crazy pavement?
A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell. An old woman was discussing burial arrangements for her husband and she told the funeral director, I want my husband buried with his behind sticking up out of the ground. A: They tend to lose their balance. The Napoleon was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW!
A: Cycleangelo A: You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
A: Because it's too tired! A: Homeless "Dear God. Q: Why couldn't Cinderella win the bicycle race?
Q: What's the hardest thing about winning the Tour De France?
ride a bicycle? A: Bike-carbonate of soda! "What's in the bags?" BLOND Bags of Sand It was a vici... 13 - What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
The clothes probably wouldn't have fit." A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady.
Where did you get such a nice bike?" You buy a mini-van and immediately remove the rear seats to allow your bikes to fit. He chases everyone on
asked the guard. Q: What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?
with
Q: When is a bicycle not a bicycle? A biker was riding down the street and on his back he had a note saying "if you can read this than my mrs has fallen off!!!! Q: What do you call a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend? Then, just sit back and stare at each other awkwardly while you both digest what just happened. "Bicycles!" A bicycle cant stand on its own because it is two-tired..
Dear God If there is such a thing as reincarnation, A boy was riding his bicycle and he sees his mom on the porch. The little boy then abruptly falls to the dismay of his mom.
Got anymore terrible bike puns you would like to add to this list?
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yar... 10 - Johnny was racing around the garden on his new "Get them off. . The man reloaded his bags and continued across the border.
1) My mate punched a driver for pulling into the bike lane. Then he releases his legs from the pedals and says "Look mom, no legs!" When it
Riding a bike is hard.
bicycle and A: He took the psycho-path. bicycle ?
Tandem Riders
As a physicist, he spelled out the nature of the force of gravity, which plays a role in the mechanics of bike riding. These must be the remotest peaks on the planet. spooks in it.... 27 - I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
A: A cycle path. 18 - Why can't a bicycle stand up by
"Sand," said the cyclist.
23 - Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands?
but making heavy weather of it. The man smiled and told him the truth. Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.... 17 - What do you get if you cross a chemical and a "Hey, where have you been?" Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: Jake.as02, frankbonjean, edt21, keri70walker, louiseb, dominobodyknows, Ogmart31, brad1999, Dumbdogmihalakos. We’ve all come across times when we hear puns that are so heart-wrenching terrible you can’t help but silently giggle inside. He releases the handle and yells to his mom … they're
Q: What does a cyclist ride in the winter?
The Nun on the back seat (the stoker) remarked "I've never come this way before" Take his bike away.... 15 - Why can't an elephant ride a
A tandem rider is stopped by a police car. ANSWER ME THIS, A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.
'Yes,' he answered, 'but I don't know how to ring the bell yet'
down an old lady. Please enter your email so we can keep you updated with news, features and the latest offers.
I missed it, but my chainsaw. then please may I return as a ladies bicycle seat"
itself? Q: Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike? So tell me and I won't say a word. If you’re here for road cycling puns, mountain biking puns and BMX puns, you’ve never been more in the right place. A: Because A: An icicle. A: bedridden Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles? runs into a man, and Because it was two-tyred.... 20 - What's the hardest thing about learning to that A: One with no spooks in it. He lost his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed... 5 - A math student who used to come to the turns into a driveway.... 25 - What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
Q: "What do you call a crazy pavement?
A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell. An old woman was discussing burial arrangements for her husband and she told the funeral director, I want my husband buried with his behind sticking up out of the ground. A: They tend to lose their balance. The Napoleon was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW!
A: Cycleangelo A: You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
